What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
These are as weak as the towers.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
