Architecture

Architecture Jokes

Twin Towers

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Plain

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Door

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Airplane

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

Year

What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

Library

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.