Architecture jokes
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
These are as weak as the towers.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)