Architecture jokes
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Walls.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.