Architecture

Architecture jokes

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?

    Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.