Architecture jokes
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.