Apple jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Memes
those apple headphone warnings do NOTHING
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.