What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple has a family tree
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked. Lel I hope you guys like this joke
what do u need a apple bc u got a izzy
I said i ate an apple because i was hungry
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
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A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
