Apple Jokes

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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple has a family tree

You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree

What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching

if you're ever bored, pee on an android apple is better

I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.

Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked. Lel I hope you guys like this joke

if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit

what do u need a apple bc u got a izzy

I said i ate an apple because i was hungry

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One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

why apple trees like emo kids

Because they like to play yoyo with them

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.

One time, I was making a caramel apple

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)

what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.

what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.