Apple jokes
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.