apple apple apple apple apple orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!
how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked. Lel I hope you guys like this joke
One time, I was making a caramel apple
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel
why apple trees like emo kids
Because they like to play yoyo with them
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
what do u need a apple bc u got a izzy
I said i ate an apple because i was hungry
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
What does iCloud eat for lunch? Your documents. For more Apple jokes, get iCanLaugh, found here. https://books.apple.com/us/book/icanlaugh/id1512968993
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What did the butt say to the other butt? I got big fat apples for bleep checks
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
me: hey apple apple: what me: knife apple: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
How does an apple fall from a tree? I don't know ask Sir Isaac Newton!
