"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
Q:What’s the difference between orphans and apples? A: apples get pcked
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
what hit the floor first the emo or the apple the apple the rope stopped the emo
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
