Appearance jokes
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Comment if I'm ugly.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Your mom is ugly.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.