Appearance jokes

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Show yourself.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Daikon legs.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.