Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
the face of a murderer
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
He pimples?
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.