Appearance jokes
You're so skinny that you fall.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.