Appearance jokes

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

He pimples?

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.