Appearance jokes
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Show yourself.
Memes
lol i am ugly
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Daikon legs.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."