Appearance jokes
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
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My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Tuxedos suit you.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.