Appearance jokes

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Daikon legs.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.