Appearance jokes

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.