Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!