Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
I'll put white in your smile.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.