Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.