If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Appearance Jokes
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
