Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.