Appearance jokes
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.