Appearance jokes
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
You look like my friend when he smile
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.