Appearance jokes
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
"You is so black your mama fainted."
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Ali A's face.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.