Appearance jokes

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

Your head looks like a joke.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.