Appearance jokes

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.