Appearance jokes
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
That one
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.