Appearance jokes

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.