Appearance jokes

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.