Appearance jokes
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.