Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Levi and Andrew are fat.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.