Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.