Appearance jokes
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Y'all is ugly!
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.