Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.