Appearance jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."