Appearance jokes

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Tuxedos suit you.

"Orla Doyle is fit."

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Your head looks like a joke.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.