Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
