Appearance

Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.