Appearance jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

I'll put white in your smile.