"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
Why donβt Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
