Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Show yourself.
