What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
what is thanosis fravrete app on his phone
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
