App

App Jokes

Alabama

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

Orphan

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Cashier

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

Time

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

9/11

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Food

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Friend

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Orphan

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

Game

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Self Harm

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Self Harm

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."