How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
06/02/2020 3:19 PM Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdfDear Grad Parents,Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.There will be more information to follow in the coming days.Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
