ANS jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.