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What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
This definitely works
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
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