ANS jokes
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
This definitely works
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.