ANS jokes
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.