ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.