ANS jokes

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

What's the difference between an American and a computer?

Americans don't have trouble shooting!

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

They aren't wanted.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples are picked.

Two muffins are in an oven.

One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"

The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"