ANS jokes
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.