ANS jokes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.