ANS jokes

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.

What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?

HomeGoods ;)

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"