ANS jokes

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.