ANS jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.