ANS jokes
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.