ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.