ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.