ANS jokes

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?

The apples got picked!

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.