ANS jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Memes
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.