ANS jokes
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."