ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."