ANS jokes
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.