ANS jokes
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Memes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.