ANS jokes
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!