The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: sad
Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭
What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun ? Special Forces incoming !!
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
how do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss.
your forehead so big that if i drew an H on it kobe could have landed there
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.
