ANS jokes
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"