what's the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could've landed
What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
A drunk walks into and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an a$$hole!"
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?
A: a Stump
How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
