ANS jokes
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.