ANS jokes
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Memes
I am an orphan...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.