ANS jokes
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!