ANS jokes
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.