ANS jokes

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

A: Apples get picked! 😱

What’s an orphan's favorite beer?

Foster's.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?

Father-less.

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?

An orphan.