ANS jokes
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Memes
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.