ANS jokes
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.