ANS jokes
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.