ANS jokes

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

Because they aren't wanted.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.