ANS jokes
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.