ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.