ANS jokes
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.