ANS jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.