ANS jokes
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.