ANS jokes
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.