ANS jokes
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Memes
Everybody does this
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.