ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.