ANS jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.