ANS jokes
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.