ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.