ANS jokes
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀