ANS jokes
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.