ANS jokes
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."