ANS jokes
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."