ANS jokes
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.