What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I'm a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I'll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I'll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that's not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I'll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that's impossible you've got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he's laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what's wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you'd just love it.
🤔 what do 👬 👨 👨 gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a 👨 👩 👨 man who is heteroflexable when 🤔 he has another 👨 man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage, he replied," Yes I'm very happy. We go on date night every week. The other man asked when? She goes on wednesday and I go on thursday
Son: Dad were are you Dad: Getting another one Son: Getting what Dad: Dad
i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
what did one emo say to another emo... rock it out
If my son was a real man I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
