If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What are you kidding me, I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Logan paul
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Knock knock
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
Me: Itś smells like good fam.
Friend: Whatś good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
T-Series
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad
What do you call a annoying emo kid, a nuseance
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website.... a Brodie
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
