Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
CIRCUMFERENCE
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
your mom
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
T-Series
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
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Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone stupid bitches...
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
Why is my sister so annoying because
Put your own thing in
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way
ugh i hate anons there so anonnoying
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise The dolphin did it on porpoise
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
What
