Annoying

Annoying jokes

Holiday

    • Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

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    Priest

    • One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

    When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

    Serves him right.

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    Weight

    • My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

    Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

    Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

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    Aisle

    • A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

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    • Cancer

    • What is a type of cancer that:

    Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

    Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

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    Depression

    • DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

    * Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

    One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

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    Fart

    • TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

    Ass

    • Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

    Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

    Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

    Cow

    • A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

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    Dad

    • Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

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