Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise The dolphin did it on porpoise
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
What do you say when you sisters annoying you
Go oasis ( go away sis)
My Mother: Wanna hear the song Chloe your the one I want on pandora? Meh: No I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it. Mom: don't talk back to meh like that young lady. Me/ someone else? - -gets silent in da room- Brother: yea this song is very annoying but maybe better than the Chelsea song. Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.
I always say im single, which annoys my wife.
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super