Annoying jokes
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
your mom
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year." "You s w e a t e r believe it."
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.