Annoying jokes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.