Annoying jokes

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?

Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.

Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.

Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-

Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.

Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?