I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What?
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Bust it open for Jesus!
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
