stop making moo jokes they're s annoying
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
Kaleb: Addison, r u okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think i'm annoying and stupid! Do u?
Kaleb: yes once I pound u in the ass
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What do you say when you sisters annoying you
Go oasis ( go away sis)
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
I always say im single, which annoys my wife.
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
