Annoying jokes
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Y u gey, bruh?
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.