The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln be cos he has a fat nugen.
Why is Ronnie Anne like lincoln be cos he is a softy about everything.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
