Naruto solos.
Anime Jokes
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
