What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
My favorite animal is a cheetah so I hope the jokes are good
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
What is the Sexiest Animal alive?The Βυττerfly
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What animal can jump the highest the highest? The Emo kids
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find
Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
