Anime jokes
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!