Anime jokes
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?