What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Anime Jokes
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
