Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Octopus more like octopussy
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef (meal out of cow legs)
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
what do fish smoke? a puffer