What animal can not be trusted?

A lion 🦁

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat 🦇

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle 🦅


The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

What animal is best at hitting baseballs?

a bat

me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)

A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter…The Bartender looked at him and said, “We have a drink named after you”. The Grasshopper replied, “Who names a drink Steve?”

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat. 🦇😂

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish It tasted funny

Why don’t people sit next to the cheatah during a test Because he’s a cheatah

Why Can’t you hear the Pteradactyle go to the bathroom Because its pee is silent

what’s a rabbits favourite song? hip hop

Why did the chicken cross the road

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?


why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah

What is the oldest animal in the world 🌎?

A zebra 🦓- it is black and white.

I love 💕 animals

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat 🦇!