A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Animal Jokes
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
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What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
