Animal jokes
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What happened to watersharky?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.