Ani jokes

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As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.

Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Any girls on here?

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.