And jokes
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Memes
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)