And jokes

Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"

She pulls out a knife and fork.

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?

Hot Wheels...

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?

So they can spell "home."