And jokes
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Memes
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.