And jokes

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

What's long, hard, and full of semen?

Answer: Me.

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Moment and I

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

Cruel and unusual punishment.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"